In the beginning of time, when I was young an immature I was making comics with questionable contents. Now, when I am older and still as just as immature, I found some old sketches of Alf Vind, and I decided to scan and vectorise them... And to spread the garbage all over the Internet!
So what's it all about?
A reasonable question. Since the whole comic is still not ready I cannot give any answer. Some would say that it's really about existential questions, form example the meaning of life. The vast majority of all thinking beings would dismiss this person as completely insane and without any perspective whatsoever. And, they would dismiss the comic with a motivation rather similar.
The cast
The are the main characters. You should study their complex personalities before getting head to head with the comic.
Alf Vind
Alf Vind is a rather ordinary person, which however only has four fingers on his hands, and who's are set on fire at the most unexpected times. Several independent institutes have confirmed that the Alf's arms consists of pure sulphur, a founding that has caused confusion to the whole world of scientists. When nasty things are about to happen, Alf is more or less automatically transformed to CLV - the Caped Leather Avenger - a suspicious character which haunts the mayor time after another .
The Mayor
The Mayor is a man of action, which has managed to stay in the city council, despite that almost 97% of the population thinks that he is a clown. For reasons yet unknown he feels a strong disgust towards CLV. Despite this he is sometimes forced to use the services of CLV.
Babar
Babar is a stuffed cloth elephant with a trunk of asbestos. Babar is known for his ingenious ways of liquidating his enemies and sometimes also his friend. Is allied with CLV - though officially he denies the existence of CLV.
The giant cow
The giant cow is a miracle of modern engineering. The body consists of composites, ceramic plates and space steel. Has one small weakness - the legs are constructed by a mixture of lard, strawberry jam and recycled milk containers. Plays no substantial role in the story, but is a beautiful example of a brown and read country cow.
…and the big green
This is the first adventure about Alf Vind. When I have time I am drawing new new parts. The comic is published in PDF format.
Already after the first parts I received several letters of admiration and tons of hate letters. This are some of the most frequent questions about the comic and the answers to these questions.
Q: Why does Alf only have four fingers?
A: Normally comic character have only three fingers. In that respect, Alf Vind could be considered to be some 33% better than the average.
Q: Why does the mayor have crosses as eyes? A: I originally planned to draw exact copies of Da Vinci's 'Monalisa' as ayes, but it took me too much time.
Q: Is it true that there are penguins on the North Pole? A: There are penguins almost wherever you go, for examples in zoos. The answer is a strong yoodlidoo.
Q: Asbestos is prohibited. Remove the trunk from Babar! A: Many have tried but none lives to tell about it...
Q: In the second part you refer to the best songs of Thore Skoogmans. This is un obvious error. A: You are absolutely right. The truth is that Thore only has written really lousy songs. However, the work fine for scaring the koalas.
Q: All the animals in the comic look more like sacks of potatoes that living organisms.. A: This is not a book about animals. All the animals that are killed or beaten severely in the comic are therefore assigned full denominations in order to avoid confusion.
Q: Why does the mayor pay the beavers with salt? A: Every amateur ecologist knows that beavers are attracted by salt. Remember also that 50 kg of salt isn't a bad payment for squashing someone.
Q: Such a big cow should collapse under its own weight. Admit this! A: I should remind you that this isn't no fact book about cows.
